sex

that is all

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. ~Albert Einstein

Valentines Day approaches. Huh. I’ve been single on Valentines Day before, right? Last year my current ex went all out. My car was full of flowers and balloons when I left work and there were more presents at home… when it was home. I remember he said “I feel bad. I haven’t done anything for you in a long time.” Yeah. That was true and he didn’t do anything more than that. It was really sweet though. And telling the story made other girls feel sad that no one did that for them.
The last time I remember being single on V-Day I cut my hair off and bleached it. I was too non-committal for the guy I was seeing to ask to take me out. We spent an awkward dinner with friends at some place like Marie Calendars. At least there was pie. I’ve been so busy lately that I might just stay in bed. I really really want to. I’ve got to save up some energy or I will surly parish.
There was a baby shower I went to. People are getting married like it’s a race… and then the pressure to conceive for the sake of awesome camping trips with friends and their little families.

"I don't know if we can afford a child with all the margaritas we buy hunny."
~Bill Hicks
I think I’m going to just rent a kid for those occasions. See if I get invited.

Oh jezze. More V-Day memories to come.